All I want for Christmas is a bucket to upchuck it.
Saw it coming; couldn’t duck it.

Why must I be happy to see this glee of red and green fallacy?

Lend me your ear; give me a beer; shed a tear
for love lost, permafrost, forgotten death on a cross.

To be a friend you have to spend; do defend your greed to the end
a poison blend of piety and pretend.

This is peace on Earth? Forgotten birth; plastic mirth; the worthless given worth?

Gifts for all are at the mall but please don’t call if you should fall from favor.
We believe and we receive and guard our saccharine flavor.

Can’t buy me love but I can try. Don’t cry.
Just take it back. Here’s the sack. I lost track of what you lack.
Hapless hack just talking’ smack; please leave me out of this.

Compassion in fashion; no reason; just the season
Stroke the ego. Where do we go when the big day comes and passes?
It was molasses now quick silver and the bills are due. Merry Christmas to you too.