- Thou shalt not ignore thy boss’s friend request.
- Thou shalt never unfriend thy boss.
- Thou shalt not post updates to thy timeline while thou shouldst be working, even if thy boss doth fill the earth with posts.
- Thou shalt not let thy gaming app post updates to thy timeline during working hours.
- Thou shalt not curse thy company, neither shalt thou confess openly that thou hast dumped its stock.
- Thou shalt not post status updates about thine other job.
- Thou shalt not post pictures of thy new Porsche when thou hast not received the denarii to buy a bicycle.
- Thou shalt not write words of love on the timeline of the one who worketh beside thee.
- Thou shalt not call thy boss a fool, for then thou shalt be in danger of the Hell of fireing.
- Thou shalt not tell of thine interview, but if thou hast violated these other nine, thou mayest do so, for verily I say unto thee that thy time with the one who rules over thee now is short.